Inspired by Shakesville's "Today in Disembodied Things" series, I bring you two new objects to heap your scorn upon.
First up, the "Big Ass Pinata," brought to my attention by Apartment Therapy for some reason.
I mean, not only is it offensive and sexist, it's just not an interesting or original product. I am loathe to link to the company in question, so find it yourself with your google-fu if you're interested. After several commenters noted that it was sexist and offensive, the "what about teh menz" contingent appeared with the "How do you know it's not a man's ass?! (because of the exaggerated hip-to-waist ratio, idiot!), and "why are you assuming they don't sell a male version?" (because I checked the website, dipshit!).
Point being: violence against women is neither fun nor funny. Neither is beating the crap out of a disembodied female ass.
Next up, Pharrell Williams' "Perspective Chair".
Huh huh huh, said Beavis, it looks like they're DOING IT. Yeah, that's fucking hilarious. Or is it sexy? Or stupid? It's such a fine line.
Allen Jones did it what, forty years ago? Please. It was offensive when it was done with some measure of aesthetic quality. Here it's offensive AND ugly.