sports car entitlement policy

Any woman without children is allowed 1 (one) sports car of no practical value whatsoever upon turning 40 (forty).

If people who work at walmart can afford children, those of us without children can certainly afford an overpriced and very foxy sports car.

Personally, I'm in line for a powder-blue BMW Z3. (and, yes, I know they now have a Z4. I don't care. I like the Z3 better)