Friday, August 03, 2007

Infiltration at the gym

The campaign to bring feminism with me to the gym, so as to be less bored on the elliptical trainer, begins. It's the only antidote to the fucking Faux News that's on every stinkin' monitor.

Day one: bring a sharpie and scrawl feminist critique all over a copy of Jane magazine. Especially the ads. I think I wrote "airbrushed and photoshopped" on every single ad. Next time you look at an ad with a picture of a woman in it, look at her upper arms. They're usually photoshopped so that they are narrower than her mouth. Miraculously, find a recommendation for Shulamith Firestone's "Dialectic of Sex" in a reading list. Highlight it in dramatic fashion with lots of exclamation points!! READ THIS! YES!!!!

Day two: wear Planned Parenthood Escort shirt to work out. Get a few raised eyebrows, and repeated stinkeye treatment from one old white guy.

Day three: Wear shirt with a picture of a cow with googly eyes and the caption, "Hamburgers are made of WHAT?" No responses noted, but it was Friday and attendance was quite low.


Anonymous said...

still as stoooooo-pit as ever we see. does anybody read this thing??? we check in every 18 months or so and we are tired of the boring boring booooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring women's studies 101 balthering lame excuses for rants that you post.
who luvs ya baaaaaaaaaaaaa-beeeeee?

Jezebella said...

Not as anonymous as you think you are, BS.