Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Cohabitation

On Heterosexual Cohabitation:

1. Don't do it.

2. Live next door to each other.

or

2a. Live in a shotgun double with one connecting door.

3. Never share a bathroom.

4. Don't live in the same house as a man unless you can both afford to pay a housekeeper.

3 comments:

Militant Grammarian said...

Or you could do like Vita Sackville-West, if your house is big enough: the husband in one wing, the kids in another, and you and your lesbian lover in the third. :)

Jezebella said...

Genius! Now if only I can find that trust fund around here somewhere....

Hazel Stone said...

Truer words were never spoken!