To: The Cats
From: The Can Opener
Stop putting your butt on me.
Get your snout out of my glass of water. You have your own water!
Don't try to put your feet in my food, either. You may use it like a hand, but I know perfectly well it's a *foot*. And it does not belong in my glass, or in my food.
No, you really do not have to lay on top of the keyboard while I'm at my desk. Really. Although putting your wee little paw on my hand while I have it on the mouse is kind of cute.
The #TreasonSummit went as expected.
22 hours ago