Dispatches from Dumbfuckistan
I still think you should come live with me in Japan. The salary for being an English professor rules!
I know, I know, but Japanese! It's hard to learn!
Also, I can't leave my cats behind or subject them to trans-Pacific travel. I'm attached to the little buggers, what can I say? When are you visiting the US again?
It's scary (and I really mean that) that you're looking to become an English professor. I thought you were some smartass, spoiled teen. How many teachers are like you, anyway? The children teaching the children, I guess.
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