On Heterosexual Cohabitation:
1. Don't do it.
2. Live next door to each other.
or
2a. Live in a shotgun double with one connecting door.
3. Never share a bathroom.
4. Don't live in the same house as a man unless you can both afford to pay a housekeeper.
Transition train wreck.
2 days ago
3 comments:
Or you could do like Vita Sackville-West, if your house is big enough: the husband in one wing, the kids in another, and you and your lesbian lover in the third. :)
Genius! Now if only I can find that trust fund around here somewhere....
Truer words were never spoken!
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