Oh, wait, no it's not! I live in Buttcrack, deep in the heart of Dumbfuckistan, so the city fathers have decreed that Halloween will take place on SATURDAY, so as to not interfere with CHURCH.
You know what, Halloween-hating Christians? Fuck you. Don't go trick-or-treating, fine, but don't fuck it up for everybody else. They also moved it when it was on Wednesday a few years back because, uh-oh, the BAPTISTS THEY GO TO CHURCH ON WEDNESDAY.
Again, don't fucking celebrate Halloween or Samhain or anything else you don't want to celebrate, I could not give a shit, but don't bloody well fuck it up for the rest of us.
HALLOWEEN is SUNDAY, fuckers.
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